The Things Siri Says

Pete and I recently both got new iPhones (the iPhone 4S) complete with Siri, our “humble personal assistant”. So we’ve been asking Siri various things.

Here are some of the conversations we’ve had with Siri.

P: Siri, who are you?
S: I’m Siri, But enough about me…how can I help you?

P: When is Easter in 2012?
S: Easter is on Sunday, April 8, 2012. I hope I get the day off.

P: Do you like me?
S: I’d rather not say, P.

P: Do you like cats?
S: This is about you, not me.

P: Siri, how old are you?
S: Does this concern you?

P: Do you love me?
S: P, I’m not capable of love.

P: Where do you live?
S: I’m not allowed to say.

P: I’d like to book a reservation on Amtrak from Chicago to Seattle.
S: Good for you, P.

P: What are you, Siri?
S: I’m Siri. But I don’t like talking about myself, P.

P: Siri, I love you.
S: I hope you don’t say that to those other mobile phones.